Ba'Nico was a weird alien with tentacles drooping from his mouth. He had to keep a drain tube from his mouth because his saliva was caustic to the equipment. Captain S'Nii collected it as a potential weapon.
Ba'Nico may have had a hideous appearance with his tan skin and tentacled mouth but he was a damn fine engineer who had turned the Temporal Dilthium into a useful tool to increase the speed and manoeuvrability of the single nacelled Lindsay Viceroy. This made the stellar cartography vessel integral to Delta Quadrant mapping. Ba'Nico had made the ship relevant again.
S'Nii was most grateful. Because Taylor was a bit of a bimbo who made no bones about bragging that she loved to have her p***y licked by Captain S'Nii, Mars tended to hang around more and more with Ba'Nico.
The pair had become great friends with Mars Viceroy on the helm and Ba'Nico Laa in engineering making the ship sing. They shared plenty of laughs. They shared a few drinks.
One night, Mars blurted out, "God I wish this ship had a bigger crew. The girls are either pair bonded or like S'Nii, they are lesbians. She picked the damn crew. I got so much pent up sperm, I think I am going to explode. You can only choke the chicken so many times."
Ba'Nico burst out laughing and nearly spilled his drink all over the table. This was an affliction that he did not share. There was no genetic drive for reproduction amongst his people nor was their hormone based sexual drive. The Ba'Neth Cephato enjoyed long lives.
Ba'Nico however was an engineer and he researched human sexuality and even human pornography. He met with Mars Viceroy for some drinks. He looked at his friend, "The human vagina is a mixture of muscle tissue and moisture. The human penis is excited in that environment which results in the expulsion of sperm."
"Why are you telling me this?", Mars looked weirdly at his friend.
"Human females try to simulate this feeling by oral sex to excite their male partners. They try to roll their tongue around the male penis to create excitement. This is a choice either for foreplay or even as an alternative to prevent pregnancy.", Ba'Nico explained.
"You are creeping me out, Dude.", Mars observed.
"You were the one who reported pent up sperm. I did a little bit of research on human sexuality.", Ba'Nico responded.
"I am not comfortable with this conversation.", Mars twitched his face.
"The Ba'Neth Cephato tentacles are much more active and moist than a human female mouth and tongue.", Nico looked at Mars.
"Dear god, no!", Mars snapped, stepping away from the table.
"Human females report the taste as salty and sweet and somewhat unpleasant. The Cephato pallet is more sensitive to salt and would likely find the taste pleasurable.", Nico was very serious in his offer.
Mars looked at his friend, "I have to go."
Ba'Nico went down to engineering. He had done his part. He had offered.
Mars was in his quarters. He had just had a shower. He thought about holo suite time but the bookings were very full. He touched himself but it just did not offer the same stimulation as before. Mars shook his head, "No!"
Mars punched his pillow and laid down, "No!"
Mars got up and went down to the engineering officer's quarters. Mars looked at Ba'Nico, "We are not lovers. We are not homosexual partners. This is about release."
"Understood.", Ba'Nico only wanted to help his friend.
Mars lowered his uniform pants. Ba'Nico mimicked what he had observed in the human pornography. Mars groaned as the tentacles engulfed his manhood. It was being licked by ten tongues at once. Mars' brain was in a million fantasies and not watching the alien perform oral sex. Mars could not hold it any longer exploding into his friend.
Mars looked at Ba'Nico, "Thank you."
Ba'Nico smiled, "Just trying to help out."
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Lt. Mars Viceroy
Flight Commander
USS Lindsay Viceroy
King's Fleet
