So lets get this straight, our school is supposed to be a respected Star Fleet Institution in the Alpha Quadrant. The Ephyra Academy of Star Fleet Technology can offer service of the USS Jean Paul II, the Pope and attracts some of the finest students from Betazed, the Hebetian Republic and the Bajoran Sector.
The school also boasts medical access to the Dr. Julian Bashir Institte and access to the former head of Star Fleet Medical in Dr. Skylight Greene and is able to attract the finest of medical students as a result. These great symbols should stand for the school but instead when the Bajoran Broadcasting Corporation reaches out to the Federation Broadcasting Network for an interview about the Academy Reunion, all they want to talk about is Chancellor Nicole Branson and the rumors she left the event with a former Star Fleet defector, Major D'Tall of Orion.
As I begin to discuss the reunion, the FBN interviewer continues to ask me if the BBC has images of their alleged tryst and any details on the pending reationship. How is Branson able to garner this attention? She is an incompetent fool who has lost the Governorship of the colony four times now. She was lost the planet three times. She is an idiot but these peope clammer for details of her life right from the earlly event and her sexual harrassment by Admiral Bruce Montgomery to her status as the Black Widow whereby her mates often end up dead. These celebrity watches love this stuff.
Beware the worship of false idols my friends. The FBN interviewer even accused me of not doing my job by not having more details about this affair. I have covered four major wars. I have covered the Phoenix Liberation War for the Omega News Network and I have been asked to become a papparazzo and cover Nicole Branson and her affiars. I am disgusted. I threatened to leave the interview but agreed to stay.
For all you vultures in the celebrity watching world, yes, Nicole Branson and Major D'Tall are having a relationship. Are you happy now? The rumors are true. They left the Reunion Gala and went to Branson's place. D'Tall has been staying there every since. The pair have even been seen with the four children in her charge walking through the nearly refurbished Branson Bazaar market in Ephyra City.
The rumors are true. Branson often teases Major D'Tall by calling her the She-hulk. The She-hulk was a Earthly comic book character which appeared as a large muscular green skinned female. The legend had to be explained to the Orion but she has embraced it even being seen wearing white with purple trim on occasion (the traditional colors of the she-hulk).
Upon hearing the legend, D'Tall became engrossed in the comic book traditions of Earth and has been heard calling Branson Ms. Marvel. Nicole Branson is far from marvellous in any way.
BBC funding is often dependent on viewership furthermore filling the network with other news programs is dependent on a solid relationship with the FBN. The FBN is demanding more paparazzo imagery of Branson and her Orion. I am disgusted with myself but I need to ensure the future of my network so that my real work can continue.
I am a journalist and excited about the opportunities to cover the tense relationship between the Cardassian Unions; between Minister Elim Garak and Legate Anwar. I am excited to cover the work of Governor Vash Enranet and the Ephyra Colony but all the FBN wants and in truth all the readers want is images of Vash Enranet and Bianca Baa'Hal or images of Nicole Branson and Major D'Tall. I know my role. I will do what I have to.
The image of Nicole Branson and Major DTall in their bedroom earlier this week is the most viewed on the BBC streams across the colony. You people should be ashamed of yourselves. You should fill your minds with knowledge and not with filth.
Posted by:
Christine T'Nley
Bajoran Broadcasting Network
Ephyra Colony
King's Fleet
Based on Picture and Story Idea provided by
Nicole Branson
Chancellor - Star Fleet East
Ephyra Colony
King's Fleet
