Bell and Hawk were having a beer at Zek's. Bell looked at Hawk, "She is a slut. She has slept with many in the Antican marines. Her sister Catherine is the mother of my pups. She cheated on me. It is in their blood to betray their dog."
Hawk looked at the Antican soldier, "Petra loves me."
"The bitch is not capable of love, Colonel.", Bell warned.
Hawk opened up his personal PADD and turned it around. He tapped his combadge, "Private Powers, send my PADD a picture proving your love."
Bell gasped at the image, "That proves my argument not yours."
Hawkins Wayne turned the PADD around and gasped at the image of his Antican girlfriend showing off her private parts. He looked at Bell, "Wow! I am so lucky."
Bell looked at him, "You poor deluded Talosian."
Posted by:
General Belvedere Brown
Marine Commandant
King's Fleet
